It’s been a while.
Oh come on.
Fuck everything. “Fuck.” AND AT WHAT TIME YESTERDAY DO WE THINK THIS TATTOO WAS MADE? Fuck this, I’m drinking alone.
On a totally unrelated note... →
I want to go there. Totally unrelated. I swear. Really.
To the people above me:
As cliche as this may sound, my upstairs neighbors are having a loud party, and it is really annoying me. At 3am. On a Tuesday, or I guess, Wednesday. Granted, we have some loud, raucous parties of our own occasionally, where I’m sure it sounds like a parade of bulls from below, however, Tuesdays are not typically associated with this kind of noise producing behavior. So to the people that...
Miss Katie Boyle
Me: I want to hear your thoughts on Sarah Palin.
Katie: That filthy moose hunting snatch?
Me: I MISS YOU.
Ever wonder what Kirk Cameron's next Christian... →
This. Looks. AWESOME.
McCain is obviously jealous cuz Obama’s hot.– Paris Hilton, intelligently responding to the new McCain campaign commercial.
Well, I guess this was what I was looking for all... →
It's Official! Actress Shannen Doherty Starring on... →
HOW DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS!?
me: where is this thing you're going to?
Sarah: west 3rd
me: word, not too far
Sarah: the cross street of desperation and intoxication
Still Trying To Believe
But I can’t, man. It’s too hard. I may never believe in anything again. I’m even having a hard time remembering a time when I believed. I started to forget if The X-Files was ever good. 27% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes? Come on, Chris Carter. You led an army of nerds for like, nine years. You can’t spend some time making a good follow up to years of nothing? No Mulder, no...
It’s a blog. All about ugly cakes. Like this wedding cake. Yes, that’s a cake. THANK YOU LAUREN.
Things that are gross:
This ad reads: You won’t be able to stop them [guys], but you can protect yourself. He who created you knows what’s best for you! What’s it about? No, not condoms. Veils! [Source]
Venus is One in a Million [London Mirror] →
ACHILLES SPARTICUS MARS. That is all. Thanks Kathleen!
John Mayer Fesses Up To Dating Sad Sack
“I used to be mean, and witty, and I had lots of smart lines. Then, one day, I met someone. And I was mad because I had lots of new lines, really smart lines that I wanted to use. But I found myself walking up to this person’s door, and I thought, hey! I might really care about this person. And now I find myself sort of responsible for the future of this person.” -John Mayer, on...
This is why I am above her show.
“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?” —Brooke Hogan, when asked who she’s...
Streep has a sweet voice and knows how to use it (although she can’t save a song...– The NY Mag review of Mamma Mia. (via laurlinkdump)
Spawn of McCain Dines With Spawn of Satan [Gawker] →
The Pope's First Text (Really) →
Yo d00dz, Jay-C luvs U, no homo. -P0P3
In a stern juxtoposition to the last post, this website is made up of ugly, yet strangely adorable animals. Go there. Visit this creature: [Ugly Overload]
When Human Rights Extend To Nonhumans [NYT] →
This article is fantastic.
Conor: whoa. you can say fucked on tv here.
me: Charlotte Church did NOT SAY FUCKED
Conor: yeah, she has a very filthy mouth and mind
Conor: a couple times
me: my god...
Conor: she talks about her big welsh tits
me: STOP IT. I CANT!
Lauren: oh my lord there's a new chumbawumba album
me: NO WAY
Lauren: YES WAY
me: THIS IS HUGE
Lauren: I KNOW RIGHT
There's a new Chumbawumba album you guys! →
“My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.” Aw, cute.
Robots Scale New Heights →
Sleep is no longer an possibility for me.
Me: It's amazing that she's coined my new favorite word.
Devin: Did I hear someone say "poet laureate"
Gawker: If You Host It They Will Come - Oh Jesus,... →
justsayjolie: IT IS SO FUCKING ON!
Thunderfuck, by Tila Tequila
Tila Tequila, who championed gay marriage laws in California last month, is making me laugh, yet again. Last week, she changed the face of reality television perhaps forever, when she picked someone to “take a shot at love” with her, and the bitch declined her. In case any of your forgot what that moment looked like, I’ve taken the time to find the clip on line, pinpoint the...
Watermelons, MadgeKravRodgate, Olsens, Taser Time,...
Only three more weeks in this hellhole, but today was pretty bad. It’s “Staff Appreciation Week,” so I got a duffel bag. Sweet. Amongst looking at pictures of Samantha Ronson sitting (but never, ever eating) with Lilo, and finding out Nicole Richie might be pregnant again based on her choice of shoe, I found these five people who are having worse days than I am: 5. People Who...
Michael Bay's Rejected "Dark Knight" Script →
I love watermelon. I'm just sayin'. →
9 Ways Foreigners Are Having More Fun With... →
Me: Real World?
Sarah: I'm on my way home. If I die, avenge my death with the sword of photography, my award winning friend.
Me: Oh you're drunk.