Feb
18th
Wed
18th
Yikes.
It’s been a while.
Sep
4th
Thu
4th
Oh come on.
Fuck everything.
“Fuck.”
AND AT WHAT TIME YESTERDAY DO WE THINK THIS TATTOO WAS MADE?
Fuck this, I’m drinking alone.
To the people above me:
As cliche as this may sound, my upstairs neighbors are having a loud party, and it is really annoying me. At 3am. On a Tuesday, or I guess, Wednesday. Granted, we have some loud, raucous parties of our own occasionally, where I’m sure it sounds like a parade of bulls from below, however, Tuesdays are not typically associated with this kind of noise producing behavior. So to the people that kindly live above me, please find some other fun activity to do during the week, that doesn’t involve throwing your fat asses from one end of your apartment to the other. Also, “Californication” is a terrible song, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers suck.
If I was convinced that my roomate was awake (he’s either the world’s heaviest sleeper, or will be extremely tired at work tomorrow), I’d knock on his door and go upstairs and actually say something, like a big loser a-hole. But I’m scared to go alone, and judging from all the hootin’ and hollerin’, and the weight behind those massive foot stomps, I’m guessing they all look something like this:
Or perhaps this:
Yes, I just had time to google image search “fat cowboy hicks” and “fat scary monsters” because that is what this is reminding me of and it is THREE O’CLOCK IN THE GODDAMN MORNING. I will now turn off my computer and think of ways to make noise travel up during our next party, including quite possibly, a group keg toss towards the ceiling at 6am.
Someone just said “wazzuppppppp,” a cultural reference which I hope someday not to understand. I may go up. I just e-mailed my roomate to check and see if I’m dead in the morning.
Sep
2nd
Tue
2nd
Miss Katie Boyle
- Me: I want to hear your thoughts on Sarah Palin.
- Katie: That filthy moose hunting snatch?
- Me: I MISS YOU.
Jul
31st
Thu
31st
Ever wonder what Kirk Cameron's next Christian movie will be about?
This. Looks. AWESOME.
McCain is obviously jealous cuz Obama’s hot.
— Paris Hilton, intelligently responding to the new McCain campaign commercial.
Jul
29th
Tue
29th
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Time Slaps Donna Summer In Face
Jul
27th
Sun
27th
In case you don’t recognize her, THAT’S FUCKING FERGIE.
Jul
26th
Sat
26th
Jan Vormann and his friends scoured Bocchignano near Roma for walls that had fallen into disrepair, and set to work rebuilding them with the brightly coloured building blocks.
To his surprise, the 25-year-old found that the children’s toy bricks were well suited to the job.
It's Official! Actress Shannen Doherty Starring on 90210 Spin-Off [US Weekly]
HOW DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS!?
- me: where is this thing you're going to?
- Sarah: west 3rd
- me: word, not too far
- Sarah: the cross street of desperation and intoxication
